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# I understood the drunk girl in a bed one
but this one's beyond me
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:05, archived)
# I read that one as a drug-rape "joke"
 
but I'm pretty sure I misinterpreted it.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:07, archived)
# i thought i detected a penile bulge on her.
but i see cock everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:11, archived)
# This should clear up the confusion:
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:14, archived)
# Oooh stop, you're turning me on.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:15, archived)
# O yay...
chicks with dicks,
or dicks with tits...
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:38, archived)
# I thought it was a severed rat head.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 7:19, archived)
# and now i touch myself and shout obscenities.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:15, archived)
# BOB SAGET!
 
ungh...
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:16, archived)
# hail satan!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:21, archived)
# "It's almost time when the time is here,
the time that's only once a year.

We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near -
a Woodland Critter Christmas!"
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:45, archived)
# i heart xmas.
it's the best day of the year to go for a walk, as no-one's ever on the streets except for other social outcasts.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:52, archived)
# That would be me.
Its the one time out of the year that I have to cook cause nothing is open.
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:53, archived)
# i love to cook.
but humans give me the angers, so i avoid them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:55, archived)
# FUCK SALT!
(miniuzi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 6:25, archived)