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# Cor!
witches
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:05, archived)
# Hey, what's this I hear about unofficial enquiries into tea and without a dtf?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:07, archived)
# WHAT?!
*faints*


/edit: fuck me, how's that for an entrance - Ptolly reappears, ejaculates and collapses in a heap
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:09, archived)
# *edges closer*
*checks for witnesses*

...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:10, archived)
# That's an image I can thankfully say I have been
spared.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:11, archived)
# But...but DtF is only for lunchtimes.
I lost my cup of tea but I found it again, it was in my fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:12, archived)
# Hahah
You div
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:14, archived)
# I'm celebrating my reunion with it by eating a banana
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:16, archived)
# You want ice cream with that
there's nothing nicer than nana and ice-cream*


*may not be strictly true
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:20, archived)
# I don't really like ice cream all that much
I'll have a fry up though, if you have a spare one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:21, archived)
# I have,
with freshly laid eggs - but I'm right out of black pudding dammit
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:22, archived)
# Braw!
nothing beats freshly laid eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:25, archived)
# A whisk
comes in handy for beating freshly laid eggs, I find


(I'm joking, ofcourse... our hens lay about a dozen eggs a day, so if anyone's passing and fancies some, let me know cos we always have a surplus)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:30, archived)