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# I saw...
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...when I saw this

Edit: this
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:57, archived)
# how in god's name did you see that?

you have quite the set of peepers
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:02, archived)
# jeepers creepers
is a shit film
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:06, archived)
# the rest of us
saw goatse
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:12, archived)
# My monitor is shite
bright areas look brighter than they should, dark areas look darker than they should
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:29, archived)
# Cor!
witches
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:05, archived)
# Hey, what's this I hear about unofficial enquiries into tea and without a dtf?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:07, archived)
# WHAT?!
*faints*


/edit: fuck me, how's that for an entrance - Ptolly reappears, ejaculates and collapses in a heap
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:09, archived)
# *edges closer*
*checks for witnesses*

...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:10, archived)
# That's an image I can thankfully say I have been
spared.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:11, archived)
# But...but DtF is only for lunchtimes.
I lost my cup of tea but I found it again, it was in my fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:12, archived)
# Hahah
You div
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:14, archived)
# I'm celebrating my reunion with it by eating a banana
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:16, archived)
# You want ice cream with that
there's nothing nicer than nana and ice-cream*


*may not be strictly true
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:20, archived)
# I don't really like ice cream all that much
I'll have a fry up though, if you have a spare one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:21, archived)
# I have,
with freshly laid eggs - but I'm right out of black pudding dammit
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:22, archived)
# Braw!
nothing beats freshly laid eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:25, archived)
# A whisk
comes in handy for beating freshly laid eggs, I find


(I'm joking, ofcourse... our hens lay about a dozen eggs a day, so if anyone's passing and fancies some, let me know cos we always have a surplus)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:30, archived)
# i'll have
a tenner on the one on the left!!
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:08, archived)
# Reminds me of Gong
for some reason

Have a cup of tea, have another one, or something or other
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:14, archived)
# It's the gnomic hats -
that and the words "daevid allen" flashing before your eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:31, archived)