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# Woo! Yay!
Just look at the sales rank of my book.
576! 576!
Best it's been for ages.
(Sorry, but I had to tell *somebody*.)
In other news, I woke up with a very impressive erection this morning...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:33, archived)
# Send me one
( not your erection)I want to read it please
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:35, archived)
# a free book?
In this day and age?
Shurely shome pishtake?
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:38, archived)
# No I'll pay
Just send me it and I'll send you a cheque. I just thought that you would get more money if it was not through Amazon.
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:39, archived)
# no, i make more via Amazon
Because I gets my royalties *plus* affiliate revenue...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:46, archived)
# Ok
But now I've read Chapter 16 I feel that I know it all
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:56, archived)
# just chapter 16 then?
what's IN chapter 16?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:40, archived)
# Apparently
it's about secret handshakes and secret milkshakes or something
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:41, archived)
# Chapter 16
As a show of good faith, I shall cut and paste the *entire* contents of Chapter 16 here and now on the B3TA board, free of charge:

Chapter 16
Unsolicited Email (Spam)

DON'T DO IT!



;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:51, archived)
# does that mean we can pay 1/16th less of the price
now we've read chapter 16?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:55, archived)
# is sneakily letting us know you've written
a book and hiding it as a woo yay one of your marketing tactics? :)
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:38, archived)
# It worked on me
I'm trying to buy one off the bugger
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:39, archived)
# maybe
that's what's in chapter 16 ?
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:48, archived)
# that I've got a book or two...
.. is common knowledge. The high ranking makes it woo-worthy.
BTW, my Imaginary Friend is on the way. I hope you all like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:48, archived)