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[challenge entry] Show us your fangs...

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(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:02, archived)
# no fangs . . .
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:04, archived)
# you got your teeth into that one fast
nipped it in the bud?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:11, archived)
# (Dent)ure pushing your luck!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:18, archived)
# just chewing the cud
and trying to be incis(or)ive.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:20, archived)
# HEY!
That was my pun! I suspect we may have a mole(ar)!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:21, archived)
# you are right, in your wisdom
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:22, archived)
# /history channel
and so after a few teething troubles, the epic pun battle got off in earnest. Despite his gnawing doubts, the right Hon DT Hat esquire took an early lead with the competitors snapping at his heels.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:28, archived)
# 'ain't it the tooth!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:28, archived)
# are you still jawing on?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Everyone has their favourite punster...
but I'm rooting for DtH
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 13:48, archived)
# verrnice
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# fang
-tastic



sorry
(RowdsterDelux, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:06, archived)
# top notch
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:06, archived)
# hahaha nice!
I shall also sneak a rant in here:

Dear web marketing agencies with your fancy little landing pages for web sites, costing about 2 grand a pop for something that could be knocked up in a day - if you`re sending some stuff through to a company whose web site is built using Java, don`t fucking send PHP!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:12, archived)
# Java nazi
that is all mister Hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:13, archived)
# and they`re based in Thailand
LADYBOYS!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:17, archived)
# oof.
( let me tell you when it's 4am and you are full of Tiger beer and whiskey, mistakes are often made. I heard!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:19, archived)
# don't fucking send PHP ever
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:15, archived)
# PHP is great
when it`s well-designed, and nicely written

I`m thinking about chucking Java in for a while and doing PHP5 maybe until Java settles down again
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:16, archived)
# I cheat
and so .NET is my weapon of choice.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:17, archived)
# ASP
`nuff said

*pokes eyes out with a blunt spork*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:19, archived)
# responds in SQL string errors
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:20, archived)
# It's the way.
people are going to get fed up of java until it stops hogging system resources.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:21, archived)
# it's alright when it's server-side scripting
but in general I don't like it because I can't program in it.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:22, archived)
# JavaScript ain`t the same thing at all
they should just bin the name and call it ECMAScript; it`s nowt like Java, same as "JScript" is nowt like Java
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:25, archived)
# it's all Greek to me
I suppose thats much like vbscript and VB .... I suppose I should learn Java or something useful one day. If I want to keep on doing dev stuff, which I really don't particularly.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:28, archived)
# it`s a great language
but there`s too many ways to skin the cat, and everybody`s re-inventing the wheel... and then Sun comes along and says "uh, the last version wasn`t quite right, so you can use this instead.. by the way you`ll need to rewrite shitloads of code"

I wonder if there`s a market for Sinclair Basic apps...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:24, archived)
# I doubt it
but I've written fuckloads of those. There must be a use for them.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:25, archived)
# which reminds me
LUNCHTIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:26, archived)
# PUBTIME in half an hour
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:28, archived)
# bah
I had given no thought to the pub today. Until now. I may slip out for a snifter seeing as I have a majot hangover. Don't tell my boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Every Friday lunch is PUBTIME!
*waiting for Dukey before I can go*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:40, archived)
# YAY MONA!
I admit I watch Mona the Vampire..
(gamefanatic666, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 16:23, archived)