give him
diorreah diharreo a runny tummy.
alternatively, paint his toenails different colours..
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:53,
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You could print that out
and sell it to foot pervs on ebay. Free money.
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jme,
Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:02,
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I'd need to walk barefoot for a day
to get rid of those red marks made from shoes but thanks for the tip!
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:03,
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Phew!
Whiffy feet!
They S(t)ync!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:02,
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a bus?
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:04,
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*compares*
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:04,
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hmm
not bad at all.
*peers* ooh I don't have that shade of blue!
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:05,
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Its nice though
I gave a bloke a manicure on one of his fingers yesterday, so now he has a very shiny fingernail to flash about
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year,
Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:25,
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