Make the Great Leap Forward into light, crisp flavor!

Mao and mao people are discovering the revolutionary taste of Schlitz Beer! Only the finest Milwaukee-brewed hops are used, and the competition is seeing red!
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OffCamber,
Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:05,
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Only the clean, crisp taste of a monkey beer
could persuade me to join the red side
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:11,
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crisp and refreshing, delicate yet satisfying,
monkey beer will always be there... to perk up your day.
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AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:16,
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except when there is none left...
coz you forgot to stock up...
then its tesco's finest for you...
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TBL I posted this on,
Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:19,
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hm, monkey beer or Pabst "Blue Ribbon"?
*vomits*
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AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:22,
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you would be safer drinking that toilet duck below....
or possibly cooking sherry
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TBL I posted this on,
Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:36,
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