oh my GOD i could eat it straight out of the jar.
mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:20,
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"come back! i still have a whole jar to finish eating in front of you!"
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:23,
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you love it
though in all honesty i certainly don't think i could pull off an entire jar.
but on a sammitch... the wonders never cease
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:27,
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but on a sammitch... the wonders never cease
okay, but i get to decide what constitutes a jar
in order to preserve my arteries, you understand.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:29,
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I could go for some cocoanut custard or pumkin pie right about now
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:15,
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hahaha
If I stand the other side of him* and eat a jar, we could play tennis:)
*HIM? Why did I type him? DAMN YOU 3AM!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:25,
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*HIM? Why did I type him? DAMN YOU 3AM!
Hayley-pong
great.
edit: you typed "him" becuase of my amazing name-editing skills. I pulled the wool over your eyes, buddy.
If it makes you feel any better, I didn't notice
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:26,
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edit: you typed "him" becuase of my amazing name-editing skills. I pulled the wool over your eyes, buddy.
If it makes you feel any better, I didn't notice
I'm a very profile clicky person
so knew you wern't a fella. *shrugs* I dunno, I'm just shit:p
Shall I stop talking now or get a bigger spade and keep digging? hehehe
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:31,
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Shall I stop talking now or get a bigger spade and keep digging? hehehe
speaking of profiles
ms. ship, i saw your gallery of other people's renditions of your mugshot, i feel i must contribute
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:33,
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I won't be.
No offence, I'm just shit. And at 4 am, I'm worse. I could try...if I could find the energy. But for once I'm tired, so I shall run to bed and hope Zeds follow me. g'night all.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:53,
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We went to the cash and carry once
and there was HUGE tubbs of it. Bigger than my head. I wanted to dunk my head in a tub. I had a photo somewhere that a friend took. It was HUGE!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:23,
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you're supposed to dunk your balls in it.
then put the jar back like nothing happened.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:46,
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Like I need to be told that.
A trip to the cash a carry is just one big ball dunking trip.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:49,
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I can just see you getting thrown out of Dunkin' Donuts
"but it says 'Dunkin' right on the sign!"
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:54,
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I used to hate it.
You learn to LOVE it. All the classy people like it, don't you know?
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