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# ive no idea why
(the magnificent octopus - has a piston fetish, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:12, archived)
# hahah
i dont think he stopped at the mayonaise either
(I_am_B, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:16, archived)
# the big tit
he's proud of it, too


ROLF MAYO!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:17, archived)
# Damn you, Peter Jackson!
(kaibosh, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:18, archived)
# That makes me feel ill
Mayo is gross
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:18, archived)
# oh, but
mayo is so good
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:19, archived)
# eww, noooo
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:20, archived)
# oh my GOD i could eat it straight out of the jar.
mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:20, archived)
# Someone once ate a spoonful in front of me
I was almost sick
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:21, archived)
# if we ever meet
i guarantee i'm going to do that as well
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:21, archived)
# you suck
I will vomit on you, I'm not afraid
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:22, archived)
# "come back! i still have a whole jar to finish eating in front of you!"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:23, archived)
# God, you're so charming
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:25, archived)
# you love it
though in all honesty i certainly don't think i could pull off an entire jar.

but on a sammitch... the wonders never cease
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:27, archived)
# If you ate a whole jar
I'd be yours forever
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:28, archived)
# okay, but i get to decide what constitutes a jar
in order to preserve my arteries, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:29, archived)
# oh, of course
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:43, archived)
# Mein Herze Schwimmt im Mayonaise
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:51, archived)
# Mayonaise Nazi.
And pie!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:01, archived)
# I could go for some cocoanut custard or pumkin pie right about now
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:15, archived)
# good god
pumpkin pie would be awesome
*glares*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:21, archived)
# hahaha
If I stand the other side of him* and eat a jar, we could play tennis:)

*HIM? Why did I type him? DAMN YOU 3AM!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:25, archived)
# Hayley-pong
great.


edit: you typed "him" becuase of my amazing name-editing skills. I pulled the wool over your eyes, buddy.
If it makes you feel any better, I didn't notice
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:26, archived)
# I'm a very profile clicky person
so knew you wern't a fella. *shrugs* I dunno, I'm just shit:p
Shall I stop talking now or get a bigger spade and keep digging? hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:31, archived)
# speaking of profiles
ms. ship, i saw your gallery of other people's renditions of your mugshot, i feel i must contribute
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:33, archived)
# oh my
that'd be exciting. for me, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:45, archived)
# Maybe I will too.
(Hairy Midget, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:47, archived)
# I won't be.
No offence, I'm just shit. And at 4 am, I'm worse. I could try...if I could find the energy. But for once I'm tired, so I shall run to bed and hope Zeds follow me. g'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:53, archived)
# We went to the cash and carry once
and there was HUGE tubbs of it. Bigger than my head. I wanted to dunk my head in a tub. I had a photo somewhere that a friend took. It was HUGE!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:23, archived)
# eww eww eww ewwwww
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:26, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:28, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:42, archived)
# do you eat Russian dressing?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:10, archived)
# Nope
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:46, archived)
# you're supposed to dunk your balls in it.
then put the jar back like nothing happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:46, archived)
# Now that mayo
I'd eat*



*probably lies.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:47, archived)
# Like I need to be told that.
A trip to the cash a carry is just one big ball dunking trip.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:49, archived)
# I can just see you getting thrown out of Dunkin' Donuts
"but it says 'Dunkin' right on the sign!"
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:54, archived)
# I used to hate it.
You learn to LOVE it. All the classy people like it, don't you know?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:20, archived)
# If I have to like mayo to be classy
the gutter's the place for me
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:20, archived)
# it's better than Miracle Whip.
then again, lark's vomit is better than Miracle Whip.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:43, archived)
# I have no idea either.
I still don't.

I'm giggling, I have no idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:19, archived)
# my computer's name is...
...mayonnaise. please do not eat my computer.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:20, archived)
# Mmmmm
Mayo and soy sauce... My favorite dinnertime combo as a kid, next to dried seaweed dipped in milk
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:07, archived)