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[challenge entry] ch-ch-ch-changes....
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From the If Everyone Was Gay challenge. See all 311 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:29, archived)
# my god...
everyone in the world is gay!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:33, archived)
# yay!
easier for me to get laid, now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:38, archived)
# harder for me
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:55, archived)
# Heres for your profile
a picture of you jumping over cats.
(Hairy Midget, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:56, archived)
# it's like looking at a mirror...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:57, archived)
# ...while jumping naked over a smoking cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:06, archived)
# well obviously
what else would I use a mirror for?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:09, archived)
# i think you left this
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:14, archived)
# *ladyfwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:16, archived)
# Either I need to stop wanking
or that writing's REALLY blurry.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:44, archived)
# wank more!
the world is better when blurred.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:49, archived)
# The beer's doing that for me.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:51, archived)
# drunken wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:58, archived)
# were all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:44, archived)
# no.
your bi.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:54, archived)
# I love your new name
what the hell does it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:54, archived)
# :D
I was reminiscing about some old George Carlin routines I heard on records when I was a kid.

BI-LABIAL FRICATIIIVE!

edit - technical definition, from wikipedia:
An English speaker can make this sound by pronouncing a b, with the lips touching only lightly, so that they 'buzz' as they do for a v.

George Carlin definition - bronx cheer. Also extended to mean farting.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:02, archived)
# ah, I remember that now :)
you know I thought I'd have so much more use for my ability to make farting noises with various parts of my body by this time in my life. I can hardly even do the 'tooting armpit' anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:22, archived)
# Nice collage
Wasn't there an "Everyone is Gay!" episode of South Park (and Tripping the Rift, but I don't think anyone's heard of that)?

(Eek, it's Anna Nicole!)
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:05, archived)
# I actually
downloaded a few episodes of TTR, and it was quite funny.

Actually, only two.

...and I don't remember any jokes, just the enormous swaying polyginal breasts of the main character's woe-man.

Seriously.
(volfro, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:21, archived)