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# I knew someone who woke up in Christmas Day with an eyebrow missing.
He was really pissed off and had to paint an eyebrow on for a month or so, just so he didn't look fucking weird.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 6:50, archived)
# wow.
this is why i never drink so much that i pass out. god knows if my hair, clothes or testes will have been mailed to another state when i wake up
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 6:55, archived)
# This is a good philosophy,
and one I personally lean towards.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 6:59, archived)
# Why not just shave the other one off?
And have long hair?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 6:57, archived)
# or shave your head too

Edit: This is Syd Barrett from Pink Floyd after the acid fry up.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:02, archived)
# yeah, see
I always hear stories of people waking up from a drunken sleep to find large patches of bodily hair missing at the hands of their (also drunk) friends.

But I've yet to encounter it. Which is a good thing, I suppose, as I particularly like my hair, being the utter fop that I am.
(volfro, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:08, archived)
# I conk her.
Having recently had one of the best haircuts I've had in years
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:12, archived)
# Yes?
What might be so wonderfuk about your hair, sir bob?

...wish I could say the same. I'm just a self-obsessed twunt who thinks he has the greatest hair in the world, and would rather keep it attached to my head, thank you very much.
(volfro, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:14, archived)
# Well it all started with a new barber shop opening down the road from where I live
and I thought I'd give it a go. The guy cut my hair with scissors as opposed to a razor and it is just great, less uniform than usual.

I'm very pleased with it as you can tell
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:17, archived)
# A razor? Ouch
I've heard of that method being used, as it supposedly creates some truly magnificent results.

But, I'd never let a razor anywhere nere my beautiful curling locks, I tell you.

Anyway. Glad you're happy with your hair, and I hope you get to have lots and lots of sex because of your new haircut.
(volfro, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:25, archived)
# ha
I've been married for over ten years, sex is something unmarried people do.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:30, archived)
# you should probably use scissors
on the hair DOWN THERE

...it might help.

Unless you're joking and you actually get sex the average of three times weekly that surveys of married couples say they do.

That said, I'm an unmarried virgin at 21. Either I spend too much time on teh interwebs looking at virtual sex, or I'm abstaining, or single people aren't having near as much sex as they'd have you believe...
(volfro, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:38, archived)
# 1 more day
and i'll also be an unmarried 21 year old.

Maybe we should start a group?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:42, archived)