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# naaa
Jeniffer Ellison - Ex Brookside/Pop star attemptee
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:10, archived)
# i read that as 'amputee'
then i realised it could have been, she had her talent cut off
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:11, archived)
# haha
b-bom tssh
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:12, archived)
# or is she?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:20, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
she be a fine lookin' lass, i'll wager her hands are calloused like a rock from scootin' up the riggin' and wankin' off pirates.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:22, archived)
# *puts hand up*
"im a pirate"
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:24, archived)
# Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
now, if you'd put yer 'ook up yer might of stood a chance, but she can tell yer not a real pirate by the fact that yer 'ave two 'ands.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:31, archived)