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# 'ning

waits for magenta cockification
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:07, archived)
# Is that
Kerry Whatever-she-calls-herself-now?
(I helped save b3ta! jmptdc Mark the perfect man and behold the upright, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:09, archived)
# nay
jenifer ellison or something
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:09, archived)
# naaa
Jeniffer Ellison - Ex Brookside/Pop star attemptee
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:10, archived)
# i read that as 'amputee'
then i realised it could have been, she had her talent cut off
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:11, archived)
# haha
b-bom tssh
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:12, archived)
# or is she?
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:20, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
she be a fine lookin' lass, i'll wager her hands are calloused like a rock from scootin' up the riggin' and wankin' off pirates.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:22, archived)
# *puts hand up*
"im a pirate"
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:24, archived)
# Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
now, if you'd put yer 'ook up yer might of stood a chance, but she can tell yer not a real pirate by the fact that yer 'ave two 'ands.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:31, archived)
# who is that
her head looks too small
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:09, archived)
# small heads are fashionable these days
only last week, Jennifer Lopez had her head shrunken to the size of a kidney bean
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:10, archived)
# she has a tiny head
a really tiny head
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:14, archived)
# and a shiny shin
a very shiny shin
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:17, archived)
# Aye, I noticed that too
she's a flipping frrrreak!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:24, archived)
# it's normal size
it's just her tits are massive. it's all to do with perspective.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:18, archived)
# She has a massive forehead
You could show movies on that thing...
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:20, archived)
# Or cum on it.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:21, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha
as if you'd ever look above her breasts!
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:33, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:20, archived)
# we've done that bandwagon already
about a fucking year ago
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:23, archived)
# soz
but i wasnt here then
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:25, archived)
# smokey the bear says
only YOU can prevent sign bandwagons
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:32, archived)