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# do they have a beer
festival where you can drink £5000 of beer? if so, can I come? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:27, archived)
# aye
the camra beer fest, or the catford beer fest - where ya get loads of cheap beer..
(not as good as the wine fest - all the booze is free there WOO)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:30, archived)
# are you at home?
coz i just sent you an email.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:31, archived)
# oooooooh
who are these wimmin! 8-)
Sod, i can get guest passes for anything, but i never get offered sex. DAGNAMMIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:33, archived)
# Its how you sell it
One of them was a massive Ozzy fan. All I said was "Its not completely impossible that Ozzy might possibly pop into the guest area for a bit, but then again he might not."

Next thing you know, she was offering to do "absolutely anything".

Would have been ace if she had been my type.

[edited coz i feel a little guilty. She's not really ugly per se, just not my type at all]
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:35, archived)
# theres an old irish saying
you dont notice the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:36, archived)
# Theres only two problems:
1) Her boyfriend was there

2) I didn't fancy doing it in the pub toilet, and i was staying at a friends house that evening and it would have been a bit rude to invite someone back.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:37, archived)
# Oh, and
3) I don't take advantage of women who are significantly more drunk than I am. I'm just too nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:38, archived)
# yeah
that's at number 3? Is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:39, archived)
# What does it matter where it is?
Its still a reason for me not to take advantage. If the other two were non-issues, that one would still remain.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:41, archived)
# no I mean
putting it at (3) makes it sound like an afterthought, rather than quite a significant (possibly the most significant) bit of reasoning...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:46, archived)
# Ahh
but its not in my nature to take advantage of people, so thats why it doesn't spring to mind as something i would conciously have to think about...

really drunk women aren't a turn on for me anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:57, archived)
# phew.
that's all fine then.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 13:06, archived)
# Good good
OOh... we're in danger of reaching the edge of the world now...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 13:08, archived)
# don't be cross
with meeeeee... I deal with it very badly. I think the light-hearted humour in my voice didn't type very well...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:49, archived)
# but
on the other hand, if your own self is too drunk to notice that , i think that makes it alright.
(doktored, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:55, archived)
# when you're in that state
you're generally too drunk to do anything except pass out, so it's pretty self-regulating i think.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 13:07, archived)
# this is just the usual
celebratory post about going off the grey bit into the huge white unkown again.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 13:15, archived)
# Hmm
We're not there on my 1280x960 screen :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 13:19, archived)