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# hehe
i hope that it gets that cunt howard the duck, bloody shit film that was and the girl i took to see it wouldn't let me slip her the finger
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)
# So, d'you think
those two points are related then?

Who knows... if you'd taken her to see "Beastmaster" you could've been in there up to the elbow.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)
# you may be right
because later on i took her to see golden child and she was foaming at the gash
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:34, archived)
# That's only 'cos she'd been shoplifting Steradent
and the top had come off the packet.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:35, archived)
# she needed it down there
like a closed down kipper factory it was, fucking cats use to follow her home
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:36, archived)
# hahaha
that explains alot about his bright white smile!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:38, archived)
# I hear ya, 1986 was a tough year
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:34, archived)
# at least i had the Peter Craig catalloge to keep my spirits up
to this day i still go straight to the underware section
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:38, archived)
# bloody rich kids, I had to suffice with the Argos catalogue
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:39, archived)
# the hint of ladies bum on the sunbed page
phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:40, archived)
# hee hee
edited: cause that's not riding the FP all week
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)
# pffft
what makes it worse she was your mums identicle twin
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:44, archived)