As man returned to the seaThe rusty old tractor waited for its seeds to sprout and bring forth a new race of tractors that would make a better world than the humans. Those who remained were left to contemplate reality with the burden of a mirror to serve as an eternal reminder of their failure.
The End!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:45,
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The End!
Oooh! Just what I've always wanted!I'll feed him and pet him and get him to fetch bricks!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:48,
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Lovely punnageRandom thought: They'd better hurry up and make a movie about him so Johnny Depp (or whoever you prefer) can play him...
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:50,
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They already did.And it was Stephen Fry who played him, and perfectly cast, I thought.
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CaroWallis,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:51,
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No one other thanFry could have played him, considering that the mad buffoon considers himself to actually be the modern day Oscar.
I love Mr Fry, but he is seriously off his considerably intelligent bonce.
(I love Mr Fry, but he is seriously off his considerably intelligent bonce.
Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:53,
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Really? I gotta see that some timeHe gets a lot of mention where I live having been imprisoned just round the corner from my College
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:53,
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That has just reminded me to speak to...... someone I know who lives in Reading.
Thank you very much.
(Thank you very much.
CaroWallis,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:57,
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I don't possess any cookies to hand out willy nilly.I suggest you go pester someone else, with a repleat biscuit barrel perhaps.
( CaroWallis,
Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:01,
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Shame......how about an abstract thought concerning a cookie that will change the way I perceive the universe?
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Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:03,
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Hello you!One of the only reasons I am at University, is so that at the end
I can get a cape/gown and a sexy hat to muck/swoosh about in.
(I can get a cape/gown and a sexy hat to muck/swoosh about in.
CaroWallis,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:53,
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hello *waves*been through the cap and cape bit, stick at university and you get different hats (floppy ones, not just mortarboards) and fancier capes as you progress
It's well worth sacrificing years of your life (beyond the first 3 or 4) to the petty halls of academe
/bitter
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:56,
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It's well worth sacrificing years of your life (beyond the first 3 or 4) to the petty halls of academe
/bitter
I'm working towards being Prof. Caroline Elizabeth Wallis. CaroWallis,
Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:00,
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