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# it's quite odd but the only time board events occur is at 12 o clock
and we generally decide an hour before and make arrangements for it
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 1:19, archived)
# I've decided to store my entire house in/around my desk
so when the next one is announced I will have everything handy.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 1:28, archived)
# hahahaha
I'm going to hide the sellotape

and possibly let my nipple hairs grow back
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 1:28, archived)
# ahh nipple hairs
the sign of manhood
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 1:30, archived)
# not anymore they're not
they're a sign of scotchguards stickiness
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 1:32, archived)
# pffft yes
My first attempt had me trying to secure the crisp bag at the back of my head using masking tape. I have a pile of hair here that was ripped out in the process!

Still, you cannot put a price on science.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 1:31, archived)
# hahahaha
I might write some possible events so we have a list
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 1:32, archived)
# me too.*
*possibly a lie
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 1:46, archived)
# I have huge red marks everywhere and lines of belly hair and nipple hair missing
hahaha, I look like I've been attacked by an aggravated miniature lawnmower man with stillettos
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 1:48, archived)
# as long as there were stillettos,
couldn't be all bad, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 2:09, archived)