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# how can you get laid 'without leaving the house'
and 'go to meet someone'?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# phone Domino`s Pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:48, archived)
# where do you go to meet your pizza delivery?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:50, archived)
# faceparty
..apparently

/getting hip with da kidz
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:51, archived)
# but...but...
you don't go out to faceparty

head 'splodes
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:54, archived)
# Perhaps a rephrase
get laid without going out and talking to people in bars and having to think about appearance. Being able to think quite carefully about responses in online conversation, which eliminates disaster conversations.
In short, distance and keyboards bring people together who would never actually a) meet, or b) give each other a second glance if they did.

Ya dig?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:52, archived)
# i dig
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:54, archived)
# yeah,
i was just being a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:54, archived)
# of course
this results in 90% casual sex, and 10% disaster relationships, but hey, it's social progression.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:56, archived)
# man, i've totally got my percentages the wrong way round
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:00, archived)
# big fat sweaty blokes and birds
there is hope for us all

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:56, archived)