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# you better change
your name to lavlivur or get better soon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:35, archived)
# You better shut up
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:35, archived)
# Children get short shift with me these days.
Don't speak to me until your brain has been delivered.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:40, archived)
# Excuse me?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:44, archived)
# you are excused.
Now if you require an explanation then sit back and imbibe these words.

You don't know me. I'm not impressed by your usual facetious commentary so when you use it with me I am more likely to be annoyed rather than amused. There are more than 20 years between us. Rather than try schoolboy humour on me it would be a more creative use of your time to ignore me.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:50, archived)
# How do you know how old I am?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:51, archived)
# because you have
been discourteous to me before and I took the time to find out. It was your age which precluded me from getting on your case then. A second time warrants a friendly chat.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:58, archived)
# No idea what you mean
Really. And even if I did piss you off via an internet messageboard, why try and find out things about me?
Also, I could have been lying.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:04, archived)
# I'm not a stalker
it was just information that was gleaned via cursory perusal of here and the talk board. It's nothing to be concerned about. But when people swear at me and give me abuse I like to find out if they are just young and dumb or are actually deranged enough to get in my face before I respond.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:13, archived)
# You have annoyed me over the internet
I are telling the police
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:14, archived)
# PWND!
 
Now, did he try to touch your swimsuit area?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:15, archived)
# on second thoughts...
I quite like the name lavlivur... Has a certain medieval ring to it.

***Hear ye... hear ye... From this day on, Lawrence now wishes to be known as The Mighty Lavlivur***
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:36, archived)
# I'm not quite so fond of Liver as you,
but good luck with your new name anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:39, archived)
# Haha
you frigging nutcase. My first rechristening. I knew that day when I was ordained a minister would bear fruit sometime!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:42, archived)