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# if I ever butcher anyone
it will be humans.

and the ones who don't like cats will be the first ones up against the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:05, archived)
# Aha, I knew it.
That's why the best of us are very well armed. I know that the cat owners will rise one day. I, my collection of ( purely for decorative purposes you understand officer?) weapons and the rottweiller will be ready and waiting.


( bur seriously, how can anyone love anything that fucks up your furniture, pisses everywhere at will and will fuck off to your neighbours the first time you forget to feed it? )
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:10, archived)
# because cats are nearly always nicer to me than people are.
and my furniture sucks anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:14, archived)
# Oh I'm sure.
In fact I think cats are likely to be nicer to mice than I am to people. To be honest I get greater pleasure winding up cat owners than I do actually disliking cats. Just the fact that I am allergic to cats and hate people means I'm just a bit of a cunt on the net.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:22, archived)
# which makes posts like the one below
www.b3ta.com/board/5276603

all the more hypocritical.

Oh well. Life sucks, life goes on.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:33, archived)
# Not at all.
I'm just trying to wind the kid up. A man has to get his enjoyment somewhere. When are people going to get wise to me on here? It's all a big pisstake!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:43, archived)
#
fucks up your furniture, pisses everywhere at will and will fuck off to your neighbours the first time you forget to feed it? Looks fucking ugly and has a stupid dog name
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:17, archived)
# cat's don't look that ugly
and I've never known one with a dog name. But if you seek to rile me over a rottweiller thewn be advised she has a stupid human name.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:26, archived)
# Not trying to rile you
Just point out that you should get a proper dog
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:27, archived)
# got one thanks
and she is quite cute enough.
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(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:41, archived)