
what was that book, sometime when i was a teenager, that had a spoof ad: 'Butter is the devil's spunk - this message brought to you by the margarine marketing board'?
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Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:27,
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How to be a Complete Bastard, by Adrian Edmonson.
Complete with a little red devil wanking into a bit of butter.
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Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:42,
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Complete with a little red devil wanking into a bit of butter.

...it was indeed in there. So I may have been wrong about it being in "Not!"... I always get those two books confused.
/me resolves to dig out the books from the loft for a refresher course
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Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:48,
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/me resolves to dig out the books from the loft for a refresher course

I'll have to look it up.
I have to say, though, the Metropolitan Police advert still remains my favourite.
OF ALL TIME.
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Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:50,
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I have to say, though, the Metropolitan Police advert still remains my favourite.
OF ALL TIME.

the "what's the difference between a policeman and a policewoman?
six inches."
that one?
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Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:54,
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six inches."
that one?