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# Woo!
what was that book, sometime when i was a teenager, that had a spoof ad: 'Butter is the devil's spunk - this message brought to you by the margarine marketing board'?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:27, archived)
# that was...
"Not!"

by the "Not The Nine O'Clock News" team
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:28, archived)
# Ah, thanks.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:31, archived)
# It was also in...
How to be a Complete Bastard, by Adrian Edmonson.

Complete with a little red devil wanking into a bit of butter.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:42, archived)
# I made my own version
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:46, archived)
# you are correct sir...
...it was indeed in there. So I may have been wrong about it being in "Not!"... I always get those two books confused.

/me resolves to dig out the books from the loft for a refresher course

(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:48, archived)
# I didn't have "Not!".
I'll have to look it up.

I have to say, though, the Metropolitan Police advert still remains my favourite.

OF ALL TIME.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:50, archived)
# which one?
the "what's the difference between a policeman and a policewoman?
six inches."
that one?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:54, archived)
# I'll make a quick paintmash.
One moment.

Edit:

(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:57, archived)
# not the quickest paintmash i've ever seen
but funny none the less
(, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:09, archived)
# I got distracted.
There was beer involved.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:11, archived)