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# sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:25, archived)
# Butters!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:25, archived)
# Checked GC and couldn't find it...
this

EDIT: Also woo to the buttery goodness
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
EXTREME!(tm)
(Londingham ., Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:25, archived)
# Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:26, archived)
# Arf,
you should have put a "w" in front on the "anchors"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:27, archived)
# Woo!
what was that book, sometime when i was a teenager, that had a spoof ad: "Butter is the devil's spunk - this message brought to you by the margarine marketing board"?
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:27, archived)
# that was...
"Not!"

by the "Not The Nine O'Clock News" team
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:28, archived)
# Ah, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:31, archived)
# It was also in...
How to be a Complete Bastard, by Adrian Edmonson.

Complete with a little red devil wanking into a bit of butter.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:42, archived)
# I made my own version
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:46, archived)
# you are correct sir...
...it was indeed in there. So I may have been wrong about it being in "Not!"... I always get those two books confused.

/me resolves to dig out the books from the loft for a refresher course

(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:48, archived)
# I didn't have "Not!".
I'll have to look it up.

I have to say, though, the Metropolitan Police advert still remains my favourite.

OF ALL TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:50, archived)
# which one?
the "what's the difference between a policeman and a policewoman?
six inches."
that one?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:54, archived)
# I'll make a quick paintmash.
One moment.

Edit:

(I helped save b3ta! gone, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:57, archived)
# not the quickest paintmash i've ever seen
but funny none the less
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:09, archived)
# I got distracted.
There was beer involved.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:11, archived)
# That made me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:28, archived)
# ooh, that'll upset the Anchor cows!
hehehehe :)

g'night b3tans!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 10 Nov 2005, 23:31, archived)
# heh
*spunges*
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 0:12, archived)