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# Thats all I need, a sarcastic watch


and with this I wish you good night one and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:43, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Your watch is far too sensible.

Very right though, I'm off. night all.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:44, archived)
# your name makes me sing.
night night!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:45, archived)
# *dances to bed*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:45, archived)
# im like a evil dirty pied piper.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:47, archived)
# oooh
i NEED that watch
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:44, archived)
# It's
no help. My watch beeps at 10pm, and "BEDTIME!" flashes up on the screen. I still go to bed at 1am.

Maybe if I set the alarm for 7pm....
(Pseudonym, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:50, archived)
# hmmm....
nice thinking
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:56, archived)
# If the clocks went back an hour every night
you would get a bonus free day every 24 days!!!!


the side effect being you would slowly go out of sync with the rest of the world...


... but that's nothing new
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:02, archived)
# Shit, how do you get it out of this mode?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:51, archived)
# hold down 'mode' for three seconds
whilst tapping 'set' and 'reset' alternately. then massage the strap and it should go back to normal mode.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:53, archived)
# I just heard a line in a song...
"take any image of anything, in photoshop nothing is real, nothing is fake
so i ask you, how many images and photos we believe are real, aren't?"

I immediately remembered the requirements: shark, helicopter, bridge.
You can't pull the wool over my eyes, Jello Biafra


Edit: sorry, that was completely unrelated. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 0:56, archived)