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# whenever i buy smokes
i always ask for the ones that say they harm small children.

and get some funny looks.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Makes you feel better because you don't have small children?

I love how it's only SOMEYIMES they make us feel guilty
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Stop talking about smoking!
I've been stopped for 4 hours now.

If there were any shops within a 5 mile raius I would go and buy some
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:02, archived)
# Oh my!
Umm...umm....okay, think about...ummmm.....trees! And panda bears, and how great it'll be to be able to walk up a hill and not be ready for death when you reach the top.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:04, archived)
# Hills are shit
I'd rather drive up, and die young
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Then what the hell are you doing?
Here, have a smoke.

*passes*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:10, archived)
# god it`s lunch time.. mmm
first things first though.. time for a smoke

mmmmmmmm that lovely nicotine breeze
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:04, archived)
# Hahaha
You evil man.

*lights up*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)
# think I`ll join you
*runs like fuck in a foolish attempt to catch the lift before it goes to floor 1*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:07, archived)
# psst, Rik?
I got some 'special baccy' wanna try?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)
# The lunchtime fag
is one of the best of the day, only bettered by the breakfast fag.

But I had that one today
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:10, archived)
# The one-after-work fag
Thats unbeatable.

Or the first one when you get home with a cuppa.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:11, archived)
# the one you light in the battle cruiser at 11.19
that one makes t you invisible to the staff and you can stay till 11.30!!
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:14, archived)
# *lights up*
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:04, archived)