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# just finished work


as you can see i had some fun with the pricing gun

the price of most of my belongings is now '53MEN'

i'm very clever

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i also managed to serve the freak again

he comes in maybe twice every shift i have. buys nothing but iced coffee. he bought all the 10 or so we had left in stock today.

every time he is more awake.
i dont know if he sleeps.
at least he is friendly.
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i also played a bit of angel of justice today.

some lady wanted ciggarettes, and she was with her little daughter.

i picked out the packet that said 'your smoking can harm others' and tapped it casually while processing her sale.

i do these things often...

its all for the greater good.
(riedacher_bertram, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:53, archived)
# I don`t know about you, but that gives me the fucking `orn.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)
# funny you should say that...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:55, archived)
# the semen thing is funny
but this isn't your fucking blog you know sonny jim
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)
# wank a horse
(riedacher_bertram, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)
# thirsty eh

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Hows your medication ?
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:55, archived)
# It's people like you
that make buying cigarettes all the more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:55, archived)
# no-one likes a quitter

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Or indeed
a squitter
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)
# whenever i buy smokes
i always ask for the ones that say they harm small children.

and get some funny looks.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Makes you feel better because you don't have small children?

I love how it's only SOMEYIMES they make us feel guilty
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Stop talking about smoking!
I've been stopped for 4 hours now.

If there were any shops within a 5 mile raius I would go and buy some
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:02, archived)
# Oh my!
Umm...umm....okay, think about...ummmm.....trees! And panda bears, and how great it'll be to be able to walk up a hill and not be ready for death when you reach the top.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:04, archived)
# Hills are shit
I'd rather drive up, and die young
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Then what the hell are you doing?
Here, have a smoke.

*passes*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:10, archived)
# god it`s lunch time.. mmm
first things first though.. time for a smoke

mmmmmmmm that lovely nicotine breeze
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:04, archived)
# Hahaha
You evil man.

*lights up*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)
# think I`ll join you
*runs like fuck in a foolish attempt to catch the lift before it goes to floor 1*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:07, archived)
# psst, Rik?
I got some 'special baccy' wanna try?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)
# The lunchtime fag
is one of the best of the day, only bettered by the breakfast fag.

But I had that one today
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:10, archived)
# The one-after-work fag
Thats unbeatable.

Or the first one when you get home with a cuppa.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:11, archived)
# the one you light in the battle cruiser at 11.19
that one makes t you invisible to the staff and you can stay till 11.30!!
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:14, archived)
# *lights up*
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:04, archived)
# Superb yay !
www.b3ta.com/blog
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)
# oooh
a sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)
# casque de fromage
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)
# please
tell me more

i want from birth till the present day
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)
# so sad.. so sad
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)
# haha
doesn't look like i will be attending the bash on the 3rd.. got to move house and pay for deposits etc gonna be broke for a while.. :(
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)
# you bloody arranged it, you cunt!
you fucking cunt!

that gives me the fucking `orn
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:02, archived)
# i know and i am well up for it
it might be possible if mummy or daddy are up for lending me some dough, but that's pretty doubtful :(
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:03, archived)
# sell an otter!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)
# i'll lend you a few quid!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:20, archived)
# do i assume form your tones this fine morning
that you've been listening to derek and clive?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:03, archived)
# I`ve got the boss listening to it.. I`ve never heard so much stifled laughter from senior management
in fairness, he introduced me to it a few weeks ago (I had a very sheltered childhood.. in a house with a roof and everything) with a couple of MP3s he found on the net

I`ll never see Santa Claus The Movie in the same light again
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)
# ha ha ha!, you must of found the link to the three albums
posted here 3-4 weeks back - vere funny!
Joan Crawford's c*nt
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:07, archived)
# I think you want
www.livejournal.com
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)
# we're allowed a bit of conversation
surely? he's not using any more threads or nuffin
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)
# 53 men is how many you have sucked off...


..in a row.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)
# in a row ?
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:02, archived)
# Can I ask where you work
with the exact location?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)
# gonna come to visit?
go to australia first.

that's a good start
(riedacher_bertram, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:04, archived)