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# you haven't got a sister called natalie have you?
one with a cunt like a welly top
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:56, archived)
# or a clown's pocket
or a wizard's sleeve
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:57, archived)
# And as wet as...
...an otter's pocket.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:59, archived)
# and looks like a butcher's dustbin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Ha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:02, archived)
# Ha
I shall use that again
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:06, archived)
# how about a donner kebab that's been dropped on the barber's shop floor
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:09, archived)
# "She's got a face like a pitbull chewing a wasp"
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:16, archived)
# And indeed
a bulldog licking piss off a nettle
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Ahahahaaaaa
that ones better
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:22, archived)
# Or a face like a burning orphanage...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Or my personal favourite:
A face like a bucket of pigs...

=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:21, archived)
# Heh
"A face like a bucket of smashed crabs"
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:23, archived)
# did you see this?
from last night:
www.b3ta.com/board/5324760

i made a worse one but it didn't go down too well so i deleted it...
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:02, archived)
# hehehe lovely
where's the deleted one?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:04, archived)
# soz
here

yeah, bit shit. have this joke instead:

How do you know your sister's on her period?
Your dad's cock tastes funny.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:06, archived)
# *gasp*
I bet the response was harsh
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:08, archived)
# *points*
bad, bad man
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha, arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:31, archived)
# I posted this once, a while back...
But no-one seemed interested, so I deleted it.



Go on, tell me - it's shit, isn't it?

/tj
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:15, archived)
# While we're playing with Vodafone...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:18, archived)
# heh...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:19, archived)
# eyyyyyyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:25, archived)