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# Apparently the Mirror have some nice colour photos of her
But there maybe too much red on them
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:00, archived)
# Really? I thought they were too orange
it's the glass embedded in her forehead reflecting the sodium lights
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)
# pfft
she was on the radio the night she died

and the dashboard, steering wheel, footwell, the gearstick

and so on
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:04, archived)
# and the last thing that went through her mind
was her arse...

ah, nostalgia, ain't it wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:06, archived)
# ain't it though
i told those jokes enough times to ensure i'm hull-bound several times over

my favourite is still: what does prince charles have in common with neighbours?
one has mrs mangel, the other has a mangled missus

boomty fucking boom
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:12, archived)
# What did the mortician sing as he put them into body bags?
Zippity Dodi,
Zippity Di,
My oh my etc
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:31, archived)