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# Diana always liked to dress up when eating out

Sorry, was trying to start something like the Tony Blair thing I
made last night with Diana, but made this instead.
Anyone know where I can find some decent colour photos of her?
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:58, archived)
# I'd eat her....
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:59, archived)
# one word

NORKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:01, archived)
# another word
WABS!
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)
# yet another word
PAMPERED SELF-INDULGENT SLAG

shit, that's three words
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)
# and one of those
is hyphenated
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:12, archived)
# Apparently the Mirror have some nice colour photos of her
But there maybe too much red on them
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:00, archived)
# Really? I thought they were too orange
it's the glass embedded in her forehead reflecting the sodium lights
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)
# pfft
she was on the radio the night she died

and the dashboard, steering wheel, footwell, the gearstick

and so on
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:04, archived)
# and the last thing that went through her mind
was her arse...

ah, nostalgia, ain't it wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:06, archived)
# ain't it though
i told those jokes enough times to ensure i'm hull-bound several times over

my favourite is still: what does prince charles have in common with neighbours?
one has mrs mangel, the other has a mangled missus

boomty fucking boom
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:12, archived)
# What did the mortician sing as he put them into body bags?
Zippity Dodi,
Zippity Di,
My oh my etc
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:31, archived)
# i didn't realise
what big norks she had!

/impressed
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:01, archived)
# yes
www.corbispro.com
but you have to sign up
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)
# Diana, you say? Can't help myself... again
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)
# Thanks
I love that :P
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)
# I'll say it again
Derek Zoolander
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:08, archived)
# YAY
Again
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:08, archived)
# haha
i like that.

I love the way people see Diana as the "people's princess" rather than a toff who grew up in a castle, and get all upset that "posh camilla" who doesn't have any blue blood at all, ruined the marriage.
(broccoli holocaust, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:14, archived)
# Nothing but
A slag from start to finish
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:18, archived)
# .
La Morgue Municipale
435 R. de l'Étoile
75014 PARIS

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(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:03, archived)
#
Yay for old slag reposts, I loves em
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:04, archived)
# Oh dear
Almost forgot about that
*one of her faves*
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)
# With all the throwing up to be done
it is a good thing she has the bib.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:04, archived)
# pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:08, archived)