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# Dear Down on the Farm,
I saw your '20th Century Cunts Advent Calendar', although I feel that the use of the word 'cunts' is completely unnecessary and could be replaced with the word 'rotters' or something similar, I did enjoy your fact on Harry S. Truman, it made me laugh very much.

Best regards,
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 10:09, archived)
# My Dearest Duke of Prunes,
It is with consternation and trepidation that I write, fearing your legendary wrath. However, I would be grateful if you could explain the origins of the new "formal letter" style of posting.
I enjoy it very much.

Yours sincerely,

Wasp Box
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 10:12, archived)
# See above.
See below.

Regards


(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 10:14, archived)
# Dear Waspbox,
Thank you for your enquiry in regard to the origins of the new "formal letter" style of posting. This new style started yesterday evening (Wed 30 Nov, 2005) at 19:55, I was having a problem with a cup of tea that I made. Please find enclosed the original letter, I hope this answers your question.

www.b3ta.com/board/5383848

If you have any further enquiries please you not hesitiate to contact me again.

Regards,
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 10:21, archived)
# Your Lordship,
I am humbled by your rapid and thorough response, and also grateful that we didn't have to through the whole "off with his head" thing again.

I ever remain your faithful minion,
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 10:33, archived)
# Dear Duke Of Prunes
whilst I acknowledge the strength of the wording for the entry for Mr. Truman, I am mindful of the full list of 24 I have before me. In order to be consistent, I need to use "cunts" to prevent complaints that Josef Mengele wasn't just a bounder.

Sincerely etc.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 10:17, archived)
# Dear Down on the Farm,
Thank you for your reply to my letter and the explanation for your use of the word 'cunts'. I now fully understand your applictation of the word 'cunts'.

Many thanks,


(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 10:27, archived)