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more, for the benefit of thickies
TOMORROW: A current head of state who's banned beards
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We'd still be fighting the japs if we hadn't nuked 'em.
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Truman just wanted to try out their shiny new weapon.
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It was more expensive than the entire manned space program to date!
How could he have justified the expense to congress ...
"Well, We spent a huge fortune developing this weapon.. and... er... we didn't use it"
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How could he have justified the expense to congress ...
"Well, We spent a huge fortune developing this weapon.. and... er... we didn't use it"
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a pensions crisis worse than ours!
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The Black eyed peas started off so well. Now their stuff is just generic crap.
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i now have tea all over my monitor and the pile of shit important work documents on my desk
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Thu 1 Dec 2005, 10:23,
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*goes to the store room for "some pens"*
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I saw your '20th Century Cunts Advent Calendar', although I feel that the use of the word 'cunts' is completely unnecessary and could be replaced with the word 'rotters' or something similar, I did enjoy your fact on Harry S. Truman, it made me laugh very much.
Best regards,
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Best regards,
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It is with consternation and trepidation that I write, fearing your legendary wrath. However, I would be grateful if you could explain the origins of the new "formal letter" style of posting.
I enjoy it very much.
Yours sincerely,
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Wasp Box
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Thu 1 Dec 2005, 10:12,
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I enjoy it very much.
Yours sincerely,
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Thank you for your enquiry in regard to the origins of the new "formal letter" style of posting. This new style started yesterday evening (Wed 30 Nov, 2005) at 19:55, I was having a problem with a cup of tea that I made. Please find enclosed the original letter, I hope this answers your question.
www.b3ta.com/board/5383848
If you have any further enquiries please you not hesitiate to contact me again.
Regards,
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Thu 1 Dec 2005, 10:21,
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www.b3ta.com/board/5383848
If you have any further enquiries please you not hesitiate to contact me again.
Regards,
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I am humbled by your rapid and thorough response, and also grateful that we didn't have to through the whole "off with his head" thing again.
I ever remain your faithful minion,
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I ever remain your faithful minion,
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whilst I acknowledge the strength of the wording for the entry for Mr. Truman, I am mindful of the full list of 24 I have before me. In order to be consistent, I need to use "cunts" to prevent complaints that Josef Mengele wasn't just a bounder.
Sincerely etc.
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Sincerely etc.
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Thank you for your reply to my letter and the explanation for your use of the word 'cunts'. I now fully understand your applictation of the word 'cunts'.
Many thanks,
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Many thanks,
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*goes to make Tea instead*
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Thu 1 Dec 2005, 10:21,
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and have probably my only post of the day due to busy times ahead for the next few hours...
Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree...
Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey. It was
After Eight.
She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On
the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and had a
Wine Gum.
He asked her name. Polo, I'm the one with the hole, she said. I'm the one with the Nuts, he thought.
Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked into a hotel and went straight to the bedroom.
Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly.
Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.
It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.
She wanted more but he decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising...So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet and gave her a Gob Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms
Rowntree had been with All Sorts....
and not a Tunnocks bar in sight.
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Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree...
Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey. It was
After Eight.
She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On
the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and had a
Wine Gum.
He asked her name. Polo, I'm the one with the hole, she said. I'm the one with the Nuts, he thought.
Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked into a hotel and went straight to the bedroom.
Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly.
Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.
It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.
She wanted more but he decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising...So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet and gave her a Gob Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms
Rowntree had been with All Sorts....
and not a Tunnocks bar in sight.
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but a hell of a lot of work for you /:
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Thu 1 Dec 2005, 10:11,
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