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# sneaks up on pot, and...
BOO !


runs away again
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:33, archived)
# Bluddy 'ell!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:34, archived)
# Boo to you, too!





* hides under a turnip *
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:35, archived)
# Is it really you?
*touches Blerk with finger*
*rubs into gums*

Good god! It's the real thing!

(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:37, archived)
# Lets cut him with Vim
and make even more money!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:38, archived)
# Step 4. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:46, archived)
# Did you really rub your gums
with that finger?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:48, archived)
# *nods regretfully*
So, business is good eh? I now have 11 working days, 1 hour and 10 minutes left before I start the same process...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:50, archived)
# Good luck
It's bloody hard.

So far I've sacked 5 people and I'm recruiting another 5. I'm up to my eyes in debt.

But loving every minute.

Dragons Den here I come.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:52, archived)
# Woo hoo!
Same to you matey! Best of luck indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:55, archived)
# BlerkBlerkBlerk! Buk Buk! BLERK!
*runs around farmyard*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:36, archived)
# er.....




BOO !

I think
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:37, archived)
# Mr. Blerk
you prolly need the 'I like this!' button explaining . . . you have to click it five times to be entered in a special prize draw . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:40, archived)
# clicked it 10 times!
what do I win?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:43, archived)
# THIS!!
*passes dunces cap*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:45, archived)
# Why, Thanks!
*Dons cap*

*Dances nude*
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:47, archived)
# Mr Blerk!
*takes a running leap at Mr Blerk and clings on*

Don't leave!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:37, archived)
# What are you doing
under my Turnip?


Carry on, I like it!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:38, archived)
# Shielding myself from the sun
What have you been doing? We miss you. Please return to the fold. We will embosom you and feed you Jaffa Cakes*

*offer only valid to mid January, when they expire*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:40, archived)
# Been working my balls off
getting my business of the ground.

It's starting to happen now though hence this rare visit (for the next 10 minutes)
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:42, archived)
# And is it off the ground?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Think so
Wanna see it?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:44, archived)
# How can you refuse an offer like that, Pot!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:46, archived)
# THIS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:49, archived)
# No, This!
www.close2me.co.uk
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:51, archived)
# Splendid.
And the colour of Kia-Ora as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:52, archived)
# Hmmm . . .
You appear to have missed Prostitutes out of step one . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:53, archived)
# Thanks for pointing that out
will remedy that immediately
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:54, archived)
# errr ...
doesn't this only work if 'me' happens to be 'close 2' up the t'north?

sorry to be picky but I live down here near the French and I was looking forward to finding whoring services 'Close2Me' for this years works xmas dinner ...

(dr dolittle, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 23:01, archived)
# Ooh looks good
You've shown me yours now I will show you mine:

www.uke-jhb.co.za
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:56, archived)
# *salutes the flag*
*bows to teh jaffa*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:57, archived)
# Yaaay!
Are you a gazillionaire now?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:59, archived)
# erm






no
We're almost out of stock and the supplier messed up the order and ... waaah
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 16:06, archived)
# Can you deliver some Jaffa Cakes
to Manchester?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 16:07, archived)
# Yes!
for only £43 a dozen!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 16:08, archived)