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# sneaks up on pot, and...
BOO !


runs away again
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:33, archived)
# Bluddy 'ell!
*points*
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:34, archived)
# Boo to you, too!





* hides under a turnip *
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:35, archived)
# Is it really you?
*touches Blerk with finger*
*rubs into gums*

Good god! It's the real thing!

(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:37, archived)
# Lets cut him with Vim
and make even more money!


(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:38, archived)
# Step 4. Profit
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:46, archived)
# Did you really rub your gums
with that finger?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:48, archived)
# *nods regretfully*
So, business is good eh? I now have 11 working days, 1 hour and 10 minutes left before I start the same process...
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:50, archived)
# Good luck
It's bloody hard.

So far I've sacked 5 people and I'm recruiting another 5. I'm up to my eyes in debt.

But loving every minute.

Dragons Den here I come.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:52, archived)
# Woo hoo!
Same to you matey! Best of luck indeed.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:55, archived)
# BlerkBlerkBlerk! Buk Buk! BLERK!
*runs around farmyard*


(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:36, archived)
# er.....




BOO !

I think
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:37, archived)
# Mr. Blerk
you prolly need the 'I like this!' button explaining . . . you have to click it five times to be entered in a special prize draw . . .


(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:40, archived)
# clicked it 10 times!
what do I win?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:43, archived)
# THIS!!
*passes dunces cap*


(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:45, archived)
# Why, Thanks!
*Dons cap*

*Dances nude*
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:47, archived)
# Mr Blerk!
*takes a running leap at Mr Blerk and clings on*

Don't leave!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:37, archived)
# What are you doing
under my Turnip?


Carry on, I like it!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:38, archived)
# Shielding myself from the sun
What have you been doing? We miss you. Please return to the fold. We will embosom you and feed you Jaffa Cakes*

*offer only valid to mid January, when they expire*
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:40, archived)
# Been working my balls off
getting my business of the ground.

It's starting to happen now though hence this rare visit (for the next 10 minutes)
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:42, archived)
# And is it off the ground?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Think so
Wanna see it?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:44, archived)
# How can you refuse an offer like that, Pot!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:46, archived)
# THIS!


(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:49, archived)
# No, This!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:51, archived)
# Splendid.
And the colour of Kia-Ora as well!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:52, archived)
# Hmmm . . .
You appear to have missed Prostitutes out of step one . . .


(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:53, archived)
# Thanks for pointing that out
will remedy that immediately
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:54, archived)
# errr ...
doesn't this only work if 'me' happens to be 'close 2' up the t'north?

sorry to be picky but I live down here near the French and I was looking forward to finding whoring services 'Close2Me' for this years works xmas dinner ...

(, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 23:01, archived)
# Ooh looks good
You've shown me yours now I will show you mine:

www.uke-jhb.co.za
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:56, archived)
# *salutes the flag*
*bows to teh jaffa*
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:57, archived)
# Yaaay!
Are you a gazillionaire now?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 15:59, archived)
# erm






no
We're almost out of stock and the supplier messed up the order and ... waaah
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 16:06, archived)
# Can you deliver some Jaffa Cakes
to Manchester?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 16:07, archived)
# Yes!
for only £43 a dozen!


(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 16:08, archived)