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# the eys is a no go, he shifts every time i put them under his glasses
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:08, archived)
# blue tack
them onto the outside

or tape, or peanut butter..jeez you must have something sticky lying around
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:10, archived)
# actually, i think i've done enough...
i shall go to bed, with my door firmly locked!

night all!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:13, archived)
# later bud
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:15, archived)
# he woke up
he got very angry... oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:41, archived)
# VERY angry
VERY VERY angry
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:51, archived)
# QUICK!
Before he really regains consciousness do this:

Dye your hair black and put on eyeliner THEN tell him that teh EVIL in his soul made you do it.

That ought to keep him away from you.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 7:00, archived)
# good effort
i just hope for your sake he doesn't see this thread!
he'd only be done for manslaughter probably

maybe showing him these will help him see the funny side
(wormald, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 7:18, archived)
# .
noight
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 6:14, archived)