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# I just realised
I missed my third birthday.

But it is my three year, three month and three day anniversary. 333, hmmm, that makes me HALF A BEAST.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:46, archived)
# Still,
all the threes is much classier.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:49, archived)
# I'm trying to work out
if it's the top half or bottom half that's bestial.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:50, archived)
# Make it the left.
Best of both worlds, plus it takes less effort to evil at people.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:54, archived)
# But then
I'd have one cloven hoof and one foot, which wouldn't be satisfying when I went clip-clopping down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:55, archived)
# Move to Holland.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:57, archived)
# But then I'd have to
stick my finger in a dyke...

*moves to Holland*
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:58, archived)
# then you and
rogue could make the complete beast then.

*just don't tell rik*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:49, archived)
# blimey
I didn't know that! And I even lived with Rik for a year. The fat-Alan-Cummings-as-Boris-in-Goldeneye-lookalike cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:51, archived)