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# I've just tried my theory - and it kinda works
What's worse than Gary Glitter babysitting your kids?
Ian Huntley giving them a bath.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Gary Glitter ?
Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon, Gary Glitter fucks children.

The Police have raided Gary Glitter's house. They found class A drugs in the lounge, class b drugs in the kitchenand Class 5c in his bedroom!

What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Acne?
Acne waits till you're a teenager to come on your face

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 3:27, archived)
# NowI'm struggling to keep the
whats pink and smells of Holly joke in
Edit: though, having re-read it, it's basically out there now isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 3:30, archived)
# I want to answer that with "John Majors Cock"
hmm. I hadn't noticed that joke as a re-writable one before.

OK.. We need

A: What's [colour reference to person A] and smells of [persons B's name with double meaning]?

Q: [Person A fullname] cock.

(Assuming that peoples A+B have had a or are suggested to have had a sexual relationship of an unpleasant nature.)

Right. Who can fill in the blanks?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 3:36, archived)
# time for dead baby jokes yet?
you all know they're funny :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 3:30, archived)
# not my cup of tea really
hohum
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 3:33, archived)
# Whats the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of marbles?
You cant unload a truckfull of marbles with a pitchfork.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 3:33, archived)
# how do you get dead babies out of a blender?
Doritos
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 3:40, archived)