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[challenge entry] Christmas humbug(gery)

From the The Worst Christmas Ever challenge. See all 95 entries (closed)

(Bum Gravy, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 9:47, archived)
# subtle!
EDIT: Buggering hell, that's some top lurkage!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 9:48, archived)
# just the way he likes it....
...I've been told
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 9:48, archived)
# hahaha
you sure you've not got repressed memories?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 9:49, archived)
# oo! I got one of those
/sings

"I saw Mummy sucking Santa Claus..."
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 9:52, archived)
# she got the beard hairs stuck in her mouth too
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 9:54, archived)
# Santa
I am sure he said he has big suprise in his sack.....
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 9:55, archived)
# If I have, I'm buggered if I can remember them...
which coincidentally, is what he said....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 9:54, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 9:54, archived)
# euw!
but it made me go *pfft!* too
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 9:49, archived)
# you sneezed and farted at the same time?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 9:52, archived)
# This made me guffaw.
It wasn't attractive, but I did anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 9:50, archived)
# braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 9:51, archived)
# ha ha ha!
best post i've seen this week*!



*may also by my first!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 9:51, archived)
# Are you implying
That Dave Hill is into bumming little uns?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 9:51, archived)
# second euw! of the day
Bloody hell! He's bald too!

co-incidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 9:57, archived)
# Coincidence?
I think not, perhaps Marietta Higgs should be informed, and tell her to bring a warm speculum
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 10:00, archived)
# Pfft
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 9:52, archived)