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# ive decided that im not actually going to the party.
have to go to mass. I havent been paying much attention to the state of my mortal soul recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 14:38, archived)
# Urm..
Mortal souls are for selling to the devil.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 14:40, archived)
# yeah yore right
bollox to me soul.
im off to the party.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 14:41, archived)
# or neil diamond
the evil cunt...
look, kenn dodds done it..
(rawx, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Birthday to yoo,
Happy Birthday to yoooo,
Happy Birthday dear Huuuuugo,
Happy Birthday to yoooooo.
(tomsk, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 14:40, archived)
# shit.
knew i'd forgotten something!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUGO!!!! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 16 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)
# woo ta!
feeling dead old now..
but only just got into work, so HA! woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)
# don't feel old young man
I'm 102 you know
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 15:03, archived)
# Surely the state of your soul
is pretty much mortal anyways? :o)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 14:41, archived)
# the state of me liver is
very mortal indeed..

Actually, was thinking this morning - what if the natural colour for water was a dirty brown colour? How would we wash?
I reckon that we'd have to wash in either pure alcohol or distilled grain liquids.

Wish water was brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 14:44, archived)
# Sometimes round our way
the natural water colour is dirty brown. I'm still arguing with the council about it......grr...
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)
# Oh yeah, and you missed this
earlier on, like half nine this morning when the rest of us were hard at it :)

Work I mean.

Happy birthday Hugo!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 14:48, archived)
# actually
i was working - its just easier to do at home... (e.g. no business people getting on your tits all the time, no phone ringing all the time, no naked ladies in cages, no hassle - essentially none of the shite that makes the office a pain in bum.

i lied about the naked ladies tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 14:53, archived)
# So you have those
at home as well as work?

(happy burpday, btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 14:55, archived)
# ta..
heh, everytime i close my eyes i see naked ladies, so no problems there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)
# happy birthday
not bad half three before you make an appearance........
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)