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# You feckin' LOVE it

Edit: What if I donned a 'Ms. Claus' outfit, would you then?
*spreads Christmas cheer*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 1:07, archived)
# Can't deny it..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 1:11, archived)
# wow.
christmas cheer smells like gangrenous vole lips this year.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 1:19, archived)
# That's a bit uncalled for
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 1:19, archived)
# i know, that was nasty.
but it was in jest, kind sir.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 1:22, archived)
# Ah
That's alright then, as you were
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 1:25, archived)
# back to the vole lip surgery.
well, it is tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 1:27, archived)
# yeah yeah to the sing board.
Hey Santa claus you cunt!
Where's me fucking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa clause you cunt!
Where's me fucking pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you fucking ho ho ho
You forgot me fucking pram

(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your fucking reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store

And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
'Cause the old fucking wanker Forgot me fucking bike.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 1:19, archived)
# you are Kevin Bloody Wilson
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 1:21, archived)
# He's Zoot
NAWWTY Zoot

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(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 1:22, archived)
# and on that shattered and burned note
night all!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 1:23, archived)
# night fella.
I'll sort you a chesney morph tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 1:24, archived)
# 'night sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 1:25, archived)
# /grumbles.
/pays up.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 1:24, archived)