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# Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:41, archived)
# apologies for being nosey...
but how *exactly* does one go about making a frog "flouresce"?

i would dearly love to know :D
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:44, archived)
# Good lord that was a while ago
the short answer is genetic modification to cause the frog to produce a protien (GFP) originally found in jellyfish, which is black-light responsive


edit: impressive lurkage, up until today
:)
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:46, archived)
# chuck norris does not brush his teeth
he simply mixes listerine into his gin
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:45, archived)
# Chuck Norris held the world record for the Rubik's Cube at 6 seconds
until he broke it himself in 3 seconds - this time with his penis fully erect.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:48, archived)
# Chuck Norris once swallowed a rubik's cube
and pooped it out solved.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:50, archived)