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# 'A crumpet is a lovely thing
And buttered it’s a winner
I like to toast them piping hot
And eat lots for my dinner.'
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:36, archived)
# "A crumpet spread with honey gold
Is quite a treat for tea
Or else with marmite (so I’m told)
But honey’s fine for me."
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:38, archived)
# "A crumpet from the toaster
Should be golden brown above
With little burnt bits underneath
‘Cos that’s the kind we love."
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:41, archived)
# all good
apart from the marmite bit. eeeeeeewwwwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:41, archived)
# A crumpet
covered with sliced cheese,
and placed beneath a grill,
Is enough to give a hungry man
a culinary thrill.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:43, archived)