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# That reminds me!
Who wants to marry me on the 6th of June?
Edit: Do answer all at once, back after dinner! t'ra!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:41, archived)
# Me!
Don't let the fact that I'm a girl and already married put you off!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:42, archived)
# I have a
cunning plan...
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:43, archived)
# I'll civilly unionise with you
Having turned gay earlier today.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:42, archived)
# it's a tuesday
i've got to work
sorry
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:44, archived)
# sorry I'm busy :)
I can fit you in for the honeymoon though
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:45, archived)
# normally I'd say yes
but I'm washing my hair that day.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:45, archived)
# no chance
you don't even understand washing label diagrams ;¬)
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:47, archived)
# I would say yes...
..but if my wife finds out she's liable to kick my teeth out, the fecking pitbull that she is.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:48, archived)
# I will
but you might have to talk to Jessie, I think I'm getting her a US citizenship through similar means...
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:50, archived)
# um oooh er...
ooh a penny...
*wanders*
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:51, archived)
# why on earth would you want to get married?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:06, archived)