get revenge on that stupid bastard the farmer.
Being a chicken, you see, Spunk lacked the necessary digits to wear the magic ring. That very night, spunk crept into the farmer's bedroom and...
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:47,
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Being a chicken, you see, Spunk lacked the necessary digits to wear the magic ring. That very night, spunk crept into the farmer's bedroom and...
Shat in his favourite wellington boots...the knee-high wader ones that he insisted on wearing when he dressed the missis in her big wooly jumper and made he get on all fours to be taken 'doggy' style. There was just one thing that bothered Spunk though...
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 1:02,
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