the adventures of spunk the chicken, volume 1:one day, spunk was out scratching in the dust when he happened upon a golden ring buried in the yard. an opportunistic chicken, spunk quickly realised that he could make all his dreams come true with the find. his first plan, of course, would be to....
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:44,
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get revenge on that stupid bastard the farmer.
Being a chicken, you see, Spunk lacked the necessary digits to wear the magic ring. That very night, spunk crept into the farmer's bedroom and...
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:47,
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Being a chicken, you see, Spunk lacked the necessary digits to wear the magic ring. That very night, spunk crept into the farmer's bedroom and...
Shat in his favourite wellington boots...the knee-high wader ones that he insisted on wearing when he dressed the missis in her big wooly jumper and made he get on all fours to be taken 'doggy' style. There was just one thing that bothered Spunk though...
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 1:02,
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Sneak into the farmhouse and get onto teh intarweb on Farmer parker's laptopHe knew that he could probably get quite a good price for the ring on www.ebay.com/chickenspecials, but only if...
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:48,
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The sky opened...an unexpected and ferocious sleet storm occured, too soggy for some pedantic people to class as sleet, yet technically so. The daleks were frazzled, their delicate hardware not designed for existence outside a closed BBC set. Spunk rejoiced, now if only...
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 1:05,
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