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# only if you buy my lucky heather.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Well now I'll have to otherwise I'll be cursed for all eternity
... but I'd rather have a rabbits foot if you have any left.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# hang on

*squeal, rend, slash, hack*

there you go

*hands foot*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# *hands over a fiver*
*mutters "Bloody rip off"*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# it's lucky driveways these days
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# lucky heather my arse
shortly after I landed in London, I went for a job interview, which went OK

when I was heading back for the tube, a wee gyppo woman pinned that stuff on me and said "dat`ll be for yer good lock .. now give us some money you cunt in a suit*" so I gave her a quid

fucking didn`t get the job

I`d never seen that type of gyppo-ism previously as we don`t have then in Ireland.. they all fucked off over here to scab off the tourists



*made that bit up
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# go Rik! go Rik!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:28, archived)
# yeah that showed HER!
there`s two of them always hanging around Victoria station, with very fancy, almost... expensive looking .. trainers

now I just tell them to fuck off

London does harden the heart :\
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)
# just sing some Ronan at them, they will soon clear off.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Aye it does
...and the liver as you have to become a raging alcoholic to survive the 16 hour working days and 12 hour commutes.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:32, archived)
# never a truer thing said

"the streets are paved with gold"
"no, that`s just congealed piss and vomit, mate"
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Fuck!
I'm not moving to London. 28 hour days!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# i remember on old ladie in covent garden who was doing the round.
i gave her a handful of 2's and 1's, to which she replied, you have got any notes have you, i siad no and walked off leaving her with about 40p in copper.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# yay!

"`ave you got 3 quid for a cup of coffee, mister?"
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# no
fuck off, even starbucks isn't that expensive.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:37, archived)
# I had a similar experience at Waterloo station
I was asked by a young-ish beggar if I had any spare change, when I handed over the only money I had on me he said, "50 fucking p! You tight-arsed fucking cunt!"

That's gratitude for you, next time he's going to get a kick in the happy sacks...

...and like it.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:38, archived)