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Got this for Christmas

Anyone fancy a game?

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:17, archived)

only if you buy my lucky heather.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)

Well now I'll have to otherwise I'll be cursed for all eternity

... but I'd rather have a rabbits foot if you have any left.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)

hang on

*squeal, rend, slash, hack*

there you go

*hands foot*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)

*hands over a fiver*

*mutters "Bloody rip off"*

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)

it's lucky driveways these days

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)

lucky heather my arse

shortly after I landed in London, I went for a job interview, which went OK

when I was heading back for the tube, a wee gyppo woman pinned that stuff on me and said "dat`ll be for yer good lock .. now give us some money you cunt in a suit*" so I gave her a quid

fucking didn`t get the job

I`d never seen that type of gyppo-ism previously as we don`t have then in Ireland.. they all fucked off over here to scab off the tourists

*made that bit up

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)

go Rik! go Rik!

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mugatu, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:28, archived)

yeah that showed HER!

there`s two of them always hanging around Victoria station, with very fancy, almost... expensive looking .. trainers

now I just tell them to fuck off

London does harden the heart :\

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)

just sing some Ronan at them, they will soon clear off.

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mugatu, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:31, archived)

Aye it does

...and the liver as you have to become a raging alcoholic to survive the 16 hour working days and 12 hour commutes.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:32, archived)

never a truer thing said

"the streets are paved with gold"
"no, that`s just congealed piss and vomit, mate"

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)

Fuck!

I'm not moving to London. 28 hour days!

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drunkenoaf, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)

i remember on old ladie in covent garden who was doing the round.

i gave her a handful of 2's and 1's, to which she replied, you have got any notes have you, i siad no and walked off leaving her with about 40p in copper.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)

yay!

"`ave you got 3 quid for a cup of coffee, mister?"

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)

fuck off, even starbucks isn't that expensive.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:37, archived)

I had a similar experience at Waterloo station

I was asked by a young-ish beggar if I had any spare change, when I handed over the only money I had on me he said, "50 fucking p! You tight-arsed fucking cunt!"

That's gratitude for you, next time he's going to get a kick in the happy sacks...

...and like it.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:38, archived)

hahaha

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mugatu, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)

hahaha

damn those pesky hungry thieving gyppos

(stone the crows, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)

very good

i'm laughing right now, looking at the picture you made.

(spunkbasket3000, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)

thanks