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[challenge entry] When two opposing politicians share the same policies
at the same time inevitable monsterous mutations occur.

From the 2006 Almanac challenge. See all 109 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:33, archived)
# Strangely
erotic
(I helped save b3ta! Schrodinger, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)
# The faces are really good.
Good artage - *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:35, archived)
# Its like a really scary
first person shooter.. lovely stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# I thought so too
sort of Houses of Parliament meets Doom.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)
# Ah, but how would we tell the difference?
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# You don't everybody in there deserves death
by whatever weaponry you happen to find.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:43, archived)
# COR!
nippletastic
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# I made them myself ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)
# blimey
you`ll need to make a tutorial on that.. I`d love to add nipples to all manner of.. STUFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Burn Tool, set to Midtones at 20%
with a feathered brush click, clicky, click, click click hey it's a nipple.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)
# um.. I dunno how to burn stuff unless it`s a cigarette with a lighter :\
but wait `til you see the sexy pic I`m making!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:50, archived)
# Well the entire torso was created by me in Photoshop
just using the dodge/burn tool some noise and reduce noise.

But next time I should choose a better time to post seeing the fiasco above with HJB who is now banned, this is a bit of problem with b3ta I can't really choose my times as I'm either working or doing other things then some lamedick comes on and posts a picture of a burnt out van and my hard work is pushed off to the bottom. Oh well!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:54, archived)
# aye.. shame about that :\
top work on teh torso.. thought you`d downloaded that!

blimey
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)
# Nope only the heads
the forearms and hands, and 1 single oak panel which I perspective cropped from a bigger picture was Googled - the rest is totally Potatoshopped.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)
# christ that must have taken ages!
do you not get a bit cheesed off after all that effort and the board being swamped with 30 second paintmashes?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)
# A little bit
but I daren't say too much as I tend to get trolled very easily. Which is troubling me and once or twice I have asked myself is it really worth the effort coming here - 'My Mum' especially seems to hate my guts.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)
# I love you
I really do.

Don't go!

/Yazoo
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Never, never go!
Your efforts are muchly appreciated!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)
# it matters not.
the important people will always love you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:59, archived)
# Aww
*gives Zoot a big hug*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)
# I feel your pain
Best time for a sympathetic audience is probably around lunchtime on a weekday - I know some people don't enjoy the Duke's "Dave the Facts" but it's amazing how many b3ta regulars tune in around then
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)
# You know this is true and I should have realised that myself
thanks for the tip ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)
# No problem
It's not as if your own tips haven't helped me out a great deal in the past.

Incidentally, (re. your profile) you are almost certainly not old enough to be my mother; or if you are, the only "Shopping" you're expert on probably comes in a tartan covered little box on wheels
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)
# haha
she meant that she is old enough to be a mother to most b3tans, except me and you grandad!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)
# Luckily I'm not at the tartan or shopping trolley stage yet
but apparently, as I'm informed, my life begins this year ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Hoorah!
We should throw a party. My life began a while back, but it's my Silver Wedding later this year
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)
# Tremendous
25 years(?) and are you still in love?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# yes
and yes

with pachey and tipassoi and carowallis and rik and mongy and....

pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)
# splendid work madam
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Ooooh - super! But, what a nightmare.
Trapped in a corridor of pine panelling.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# harrumph!
remind me to never invite you to my study ( and it's NEVER pine, always teak or English oak ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Well, that's OK.
It's only pine panelling that offends me.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:43, archived)
# good for you.
Snobbery can never be learned too early ;)

That's oak up there btw ;) ( I'm such a bastard ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# Well they were suppose to look like Oak
but perhaps they look more like Pine.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)
# My money's on it being
Teak
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)
# Yes they really ought to get the decorators in.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# haha
bingo bango!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# god
i'm going to be hard all night now

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# My work is complete ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:48, archived)