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# at odds of 3:1, Mort leads the England team to victory


It's the only way they're likely to win

www.morttheostrich.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# go mort, go mort
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# go on mort!
i might follow football if there was more ostriches involved.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:33, archived)
# *phones Sepp*
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:33, archived)
# no chance!

not even with 11 morts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:34, archived)
# 3:1???????



woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:35, archived)
# they have to persuade him first
if he does join the team, they're bound to win.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:36, archived)
# only if he gets to replace Beckham

but then, I live in the Czech Republic,
and we've managed to be a rather bit better than the
English with a fifth of the population ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:51, archived)
# how may world cups and world wars have you won then?
ha ha, usually we argue this against the welsh, but hey, you started it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:53, archived)
# none, but we never had Americans propping us up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:58, archived)
# hmmm
yes, is that the same americans that only decided who's side to be on 2 1/2 years into the war, once it was clear that they could bankrupt blighty and colonise half the planet if they propped us up? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:03, archived)
# no, of course not

When it comes to fighting spirit and the
British, I'd hate to have to mention Chamberlain, and I'd never be so impolite to mention the americans entered the war voluntarily, unlike the Brits and their colonies ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:28, archived)