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# darts is bloody brill!
I made an ex girlfriend watch it solidly for 2 weeks, after telling her how fantastic it was

.. at the end of the 2 weeks, she was telling her friends how great darts was and how much she loved it

then I told her 'oh for fuck sake, do you HAVE to like everything I like? I hate darts'

..although I secretly like it, as it`s great for falling asleep to; a bit like sex
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# i like the
waving of '180' cards thing that them there people in the crowd do now.
Should do it at other sports...waves card with 1ST! at leading racing drivers in races.
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# haven`t seen that
I just love the voice of the guy who reads the scores

ONE HUN-dred


EIGHTY-twooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# 182????
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)
# er two different shakes of wrists
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)
# oh,
then perhaps a bad choice of examples led to the incorrect conclusion...

/waves 180 card anyway
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# get back in your technical area!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Now that's good darts!
M'boss has disappeared so I'm actually sat here sharpening my darts!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Good lord
*removes Waspy from list of people to fancy*
(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Darts: men chucking pointy things at an unresponsive target
Sad in so many ways.
(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# also like sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Exactly
my point.
(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
# point?
is this some kind of recursive joke? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# No
a pointless one. ;)
(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)