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# Evening darts fans

Ted Wankey, or how to get Power sauce onto Hankey.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# haha
animate it - HARD
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# No time!
I have to go and demonstrate my lack of skills at this very game!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Sounds like me
i like playing darts but i am so utterly shit at it
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# I've never palyed darts in a pub
I must do it one day
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Oh it's grand!
but only in the day time - it's just yet another excuse for drinking really!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Darts is shite.
(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
#
i fail to see your POINT
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# he's just Board

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Careful
he doesn't take flight though
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# ooooo! i treble with fear!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# don't worry
you'll be OCKEY
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Darts is the King of pub games masquerading as sports!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Only fat unattractive men play it though
Apart from you. : )
(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# skinny, swarthy, sexy
he`s a man`s man, and a woman`s man
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# there was a skinny swarthy
young dtchman playing last night, he put out the #1 seed. Skinny swarthy men are the future of darts!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Was that supposed to sound dirty?
Or is it just me?
(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
# driiping with filth!
just you
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# and that's why I don't play it
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# STUDMUFFIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# remember Ben/Jesus who came to the bash with me aaages ago?
he made one too

www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=AMHYBLH&key=CLX

we were laughing so much last night
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Donald Sutherland - Invasion of the Body Snatchers...
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
#
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# haha yeah he was really quiet
unlike yourself, space cadet!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)
# more like drunk cadet
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)
# 2.5
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Cor!
I gave you a 10
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# darts is bloody brill!
I made an ex girlfriend watch it solidly for 2 weeks, after telling her how fantastic it was

.. at the end of the 2 weeks, she was telling her friends how great darts was and how much she loved it

then I told her "oh for fuck sake, do you HAVE to like everything I like? I hate darts"

..although I secretly like it, as it`s great for falling asleep to; a bit like sex
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# i like the
waving of '180' cards thing that them there people in the crowd do now.
Should do it at other sports...waves card with 1ST! at leading racing drivers in races.
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# haven`t seen that
I just love the voice of the guy who reads the scores

ONE HUN-dred


EIGHTY-twooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# 182????
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)
# er two different shakes of wrists
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)
# oh,
then perhaps a bad choice of examples led to the incorrect conclusion...

/waves 180 card anyway
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# get back in your technical area!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Now that's good darts!
M'boss has disappeared so I'm actually sat here sharpening my darts!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Good lord
*removes Waspy from list of people to fancy*
(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Darts: men chucking pointy things at an unresponsive target
Sad in so many ways.
(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# also like sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Exactly
my point.
(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
# point?
is this some kind of recursive joke? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# No
a pointless one. ;)
(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I got stuck in front of the tv for TWO HOURS watching darts the other night. I couldn't move. It was horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# you got a stiffy and didn`t want anyone to know?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# No,
I got a stiffy and wanted EVERYONE to know, but I was on my own :(
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# haha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# It's not the same since Sid
Waddell stopped commentating
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)
# He hasn't
he just does the PDC instead, not the council darts.
Having said that Jelle Klaasen's a different gravy, if he doesn't get snapped up by the PDC i'll eat my own arras.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# See I don't watch Sky.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:17, archived)