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# there
is no getting away from it. She's a munter. No matter how much work I do there is no fixing that nose!
I

Barrymore next I think.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:32, archived)
# ha ha ha
"you've been tangoed"
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:34, archived)
# wha??
I thought I did not get her orange ( turd brown ) enough to be honest.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:35, archived)
# ha ha
yea it needs a little more orange/brown saturation to be a realistic colour.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:37, archived)
# needs more tea-bag filter
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:39, archived)
# haha great pic, but it looks more like baby spice
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:57, archived)
# what the fuck is that?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:34, archived)
# It is
Jodie Marsh, but 120% improved looks.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:36, archived)
# who?
what does this person do, where are they from?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:39, archived)
# ^
this
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:40, archived)
# having done a brief google on the name,
it seems she's just someone with lots of plastic in her for a living.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:41, archived)
# She is currently ( i think as I don't watch the shite )
residing in the UK Celebrity Big Brotherhouse. I know this because it's plastered all over my ISP page when I open a browser. I will do all freaks housemates unless I get bored ( as I am wont to do )
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:43, archived)
# oh, OH,
i watched some of that because i heard gorgeous george was in it.
all i saw was michael barrymore being enormously unfunny for five minutes.
how the hell did he get allowed on telly?
i thought he killed someone.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:44, archived)
# They couldn't get Leslie Grantham
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:46, archived)
# perhaps they'll bring him in as a suprise housemate next week...
...via a live webcam feed.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:48, archived)
# If his
taxi driver makes it that far
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:49, archived)
# can't top that one...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:49, archived)
# hahaha
baddum freaking tish of the week!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:51, archived)
# I was going to watch it just to see how incredibly idiotic the 'celebrities' were, until I decided it that for no matter what reason, watching it was still a crime.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:47, archived)
# It's a disgrace I tell you.
George is being paid to be in parliament and he clearly isn't and if you ask Barrymore what happened to Stuart Lubbock's arse before he 'drowned' he'll leave the fucking country again. I'd shoot the pair of them.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:47, archived)
# she's
"famous" for being a tart.

She has large tits and looks like a bulldog chewing on a wasp.
Google image NSFW
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:41, archived)
# ^this!
Too true...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:41, archived)
# ^This
It looks like she's been chewing poo.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:36, archived)
# a disgraceful habit.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:39, archived)
# I concur.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:41, archived)
# that's an even worse habit.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:42, archived)
# keep them in vinegar
makes 'em harder
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:43, archived)
# I'll seek professional help.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:44, archived)
# what a nose
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:55, archived)
# And the best bit about the whole nose thing?
she actually PAID someone to make it for her. ( spaz back a few years, she used to have a huge bulbous one )
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:57, archived)
# shares a surgeon with Jacko by the look of it
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)
# that fuck is the what?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:37, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:53, archived)
# oh noes
even Mr Orange is frykened!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:55, archived)