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# Nothing wrong with a cuddly lady
(my wife saw my last post, so I have to try fix it somehow)
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 6:56, archived)
# Hahaha
I hope she hasn't seen what's in your profile ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 6:58, archived)
# hahah!!!
I bloody hope not!
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 6:59, archived)
# Point her to the telly, man!
There's bound to be something on for women in your time zone ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:00, archived)
# no way
crickets on
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:01, archived)
# Shit!
*risks sounding all sexist*
point her to the kitchen for a snack ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:05, archived)
# another one??
if she goes in there again, someone will be posting pics of her on here like above!!
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:06, archived)
# Arf!
I meant fetch a snack for you...for the cricket ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:07, archived)
# I just asked,
and she showed me this
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:15, archived)
# I heard somewhere that's there just no whiping an ass that big
and usually the smell is pretty hanous.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:17, archived)
# yeah, she can't even
reach around to wipe.
I hate it when she flashes me like that
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:20, archived)
# Fucking hell!
I thought my xmas paper wrapping had wrinkles! That's too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:19, archived)
# holy mary mother of god
thats worse than THIS - warning NSFW, in fact, NSF Anyone. Do NOT click this link if you are about to have breakfast

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:25, archived)
# vaginal
cone?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:27, archived)
# I'll take 3!!!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:40, archived)
# Can I have a flake?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)
# I saw worse at uni
But yeah, it's sick as hell :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:43, archived)
# i learned the hard way a long time ago
not to click on links labeled as such. so i'm not.

i'm sure it's triffic though.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:46, archived)
# God!
Why do I always fucking click on those!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:44, archived)
# I wonder how much of my cock would even make it through to her flange
I have to say though, I would. At least once.

/future feeder
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 6:59, archived)
# funny you say that
..the first thing I thought was my doodle wouldn't be big/long enough!!
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:00, archived)
# I'll be honest, sir
2 of my ex girlfriends have been larger ladies...but nowhere near what's posted above! Cuddly and curvy is best..but you have to draw a line somewhere I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:04, archived)
# i have been with
a couple of big women...the sex was great to be honest. what gets me is women complaining about their size and saying "does my bum look big in this?" when men are paying $40 a month to look at pictures like the above!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:21, archived)
# Hahahahah
I know what you mean. My ex always complained about her size and she was only curvy. Seems the mens' take on things is never appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:26, archived)
# What I hate
is when you were a young fella, and take home some big girl from the pub,
and you were both full of piss,
when she stopped you while you're rasping away, to ask why you were rooting her belly button
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:28, archived)
# er
both full of piss? blimey i never did anything like that, altho i have heard of piss enemas lol

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:44, archived)